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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Mitt Romney's Pal Says Beat Women

Another one of those stories that you just can't believe is true.  Also another notch in the GOP's love of women.

Pat Robertson, Televangelist, Encourages Man To Become Muslim So He Can Beat His Wife.

HE HONESTLY SAID THAT.  WHY?  On Monday's broadcast of Robertson's television show "The 700 Club," he answered a question from a viewer named Michael about how to repair his marriage to a woman who "has no respect for me as the head of the house."

Robertson said, "I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done to make her."  But in his imperial wisdom (he does speak to GOD), Robertson said that since the Scripture doesn't allow for divorce, Robertson urged the husband to "move to Saudi Arabia," where, ostensibly, beating the woman would be permissible.

May he stone her too?  I know it gets really confusing when you read the Old Testament.  So to make it easy for you to know which punishments you may impose on your wive and unruly children, I suggest you read my article - The Guide For Going To Hell For Christians!

Pat has a few clues of his own (no doubt directly from God).
"Presbyterians are the spirit of the Antichrist." ("The Best Democracy Money Can Buy," p. 239) 
"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist." (The 700 Club, Jan. 14, 1991) 
And if you're tempted to write off Robertson as just a fringe character, know this: He spent last weekend hanging out with Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, NBC News reported.

Does God speak to Mitt as well as Pat?  Hope he keeps them well informed.

God must not have told Pat that most kids like Mac & Cheese.  When asked about it, Pat asked "What is this mac 'n' cheese? Is that a black thing?"

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

GOP Presidents Need Not Have A Brain - Stepford Wives Welcome

The Grand Old Party.  Republicans.  The party of Lincoln.

Now the party of Elmer Fudd.  THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Elmer Fudd - now otherwise know as Mitt Romey - takes center stage.  Elmer is a fictional cartoon character and one of the most famous Looney Tunes characters, and the de facto archenemy of Bugs Bunny.

Now Elmer takes on the President of the United States of America.    "Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits."

Personally I think Elmer looks more like Paul "P90X" Ryan.

Before you hate me, I didn't say Mitt or Paul was Elmer Fudd.  No, Rush Limbaugh endorsed cartoon character Elmer Fudd to replace Mitt Romney as the Republican nominee for president. No joke! Rush did this on the radio Sept. 10, 2012.

But I think Rush may be on to something.  In "Hare Brush", it is revealed that he (Elmer ) is a millionaire and owns a mansion and a yacht.

At one time, the Republican Party was the party of Lincoln.  Now, the de-facto head of the Republican Party says that they don't care if their candidate is Elmer Fudd, so long as they defeat Obama.

I think they got their wish!!  Elmer was usually cast as a hapless big-game hunter, armed with a double-barreled shotgun (albeit one which could be fired much more than twice without being reloaded - the Ultimate Clint Eastwood wet dream) and creeping through the woods "hunting wabbits". In a few cartoons, though, he assumed a completely different persona—a wealthy industrialist type; occupying a luxurious penthouse.

Seriously, I don't make these things up.  Rush has called Mitt, Elmer Fudd, who was shown as a wealthy industrialist.

Although it was usually Porky Pig who brought the WB cartoons to a close with his stuttering, "That's all, folks!", Bugs would occasionally appear, bursting through a drum just as Porky did, but munching a carrot and saying in his Bronx-Brooklyn accent, "And dat's de end!"