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Thursday, September 23, 2010

John Boehner Is Not Lying - He Didn't Use A Tanning Bed - He Is A Reptoid

You would think it was the second coming of Christ or something.  So much is being said of John Boehner's tan and how he got it.

Huffington Post is reporting that:
Addressing the seemingly constant chatter about the orangey-tan color of his skin, House Minority Leader John Boehner told the Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday that his eye-catching complexion is one hundred percent natural.
You know I am not a fan of John's or most Republicans in general but he is not lying.  It is one hundred percent natural because he is a Reptoid.  Reptoid you say?
Reptoids are humanoid reptilian creatures. They speak English and are involved in every major government and corporate decision. They are variously said to either disguise themselves or actually shape-shift into humans, where they have public lives in positions of national importance. Some say the Reptoids are of extraterrestrial origin, and some say they are native to Earth, having developed intelligence before the primates, and have been secretly running things all along. 
Haven't we all been saying that the people in Washington are nothing but a bunch of snakes in the grass!  Well you were right.

Even Wikipedia has an article about them.  Isn't that proof enough?

Still don't believe me?

One of the most high profile shots taken at Boehner's tan came during the White House Correspondents' Dinner last year. President Obama joked that the pair actually "have a lot of in common," given that Boehner is "a person of color, although not a color that appears in the natural world."
See even the President thinks he is reptilian.  And of course his color is not of this world because John Boehner is an alien.

The most outspoken proponent of the conspiracy theory that reptilian beings in disguise are actually running our planet is David Ickes.  He contends that most of our world's leaders, from George W. Bush to members of the British royal family, are in fact 7-foot tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconia.  (Makes about as much sense as the myths about God).
The  Reptilian Aliens which are called Reptoids are proportional in size to modern humans. They have a snake like or lizard appearance. These are highly advanced entities but viewed as being of a negative, hostile or dangerous disposition since they regard humans as a totally inferior race. They would perceive us much the way we would perceive a herd of cattle.
If the Republicans have their way we will be just like cattle, living outdoors and eating grass.

But it is not just Republicans - NOOOO.
Persistent stories have emerged for years about the evil that lurks behind the smiling facade of the royal family of England and the United Kingdom . While the theories and evidence runs the gamut, one story that remains persistent is the rumor that Queen Elizabeth II is a shape shifting superhuman creature best known as a reptilian. Her son is Prince Charles as you know.
Parallel to this story is the belief in some quarters that Type O Negative blood is indicative of reptilian, annunaki or so-called ancient astronaut ancestry on the part of those that have this rare blood type. The Universal donor - the person having this blood can donate blood to all but only receive back Type O him or herself.
Also, there is the background of the term 'blue blood' denoting royal ancestry being linked to the reptilian / dragon / annunaki / ancient astronaut bloodline due to the bluish hue of this blood due to a high copper concentration causing this coloring phenomenon.
So we should add a blood test requirement to running for office.  NO RH Neg politicians - go to your own planet.

Just the other day I commented upon Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky) and how he looked reptilian.

And they have a sinister plot to control us.
According to Eric Phelps author of the The Vatican Assassins one of the purposes of the Jesuit Order is the destruction of the protestant reformation and their countries. And to install a One World Government, with a Pope of their choosing.
At least that part makes perfect sense!

And it explains why there are so many crazy ass Tea Partiers running for office.  They believe themselves to be the most purest form of life as they are androgynous and can reproduce without a counterpart.

Christine O’Donnell must be so happy. No sex. No Masturbation. Just love thyself. She sure loves herself.

So Remember - look for RH Neg blood, shifty eyes, clammy skin, signs of megalomania.  Avoid Washington at all cost!  I believe it to be an outpost inhabited solely by Reptoids and their mind slaves.


  1. Wet my pants funny!

  2. A conspiracy theorist gives this list as famous reptilians. Funny stuff:

    by David Icke-

  3. You're too funny. I like when you get into the humor of all that is going on. It is the only way to deal with the insanity.

  4. Does anyone know if reptiles masturbate? That might make some sense out of Christine O'donnell. I don't think lizards self pleasure.

  5. What is the correlation of Freemasonry, the Illuminati, the secret Reptilian Race, and Planet X (Nibiru)?

  6. finally a meat & potatoes question, of course, as it is stated above outside of templar protocol regimen the connection becomes somewhat tenuous through it’s lack of abstract metaphysic contextual perameters, however when perceived in reference to & with a knowledge of the historical Chronicles, veils fall away & Schroedinger’s Cat gathers all the loose ends, producing a complete answer in an art form that stimulates every sense – & that answer in full?
    Catch it

  7. koo koo stuff , i think the writer of the blog was making a joke, not serious.

  8. O'DONNELL: That's not true. I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste.

    Clearly she is a Reptoid and never has sex. Doesn't need it. Doesn't want it.

  9. For those of you that don’t think that there is no such thing as aliens, you need to wake up. There have been reptilians living amongst us for thousands of years, and there’s countless evidence to prove it. This video does a pretty good job of giving you a rough idea of what the Draconians are and how long they’ve been here. Their disguises utilize technology that is much more advanced than the technology that is available to the general public (which is usually 50 to 100 years behind what the human elite organizations such as DARPA have), but it is still not infallible. There have been many instances caught on tape when the moving features of their face (mouth and eyes) have a slight lag time to recalibrate to the sudden change in movement. Hence the appearances of reptilian eyes or tongues for split seconds. One of my buddies who also (happens to be quite adept in regards to the reptilians and what they’re all about) was filming a city council meeting for ventura county when he caught something like this. He posted some of the pictures at his website (they’re at if you want to check them out) although the quality isn’t as good as the one shot by the news network.