yesterday - being arrested for cocaine possession and driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol (respectfully).
And we have all seen the tragic consequences of texting or tweeting while driving.
But you just can't slow down Colondra Hamilton. Girl is busy.
After being questioned by the police, Colondra Hamilton admitted to engaging in "auto erotic manipulation," while watching a porno movie that was playing on a friend's laptop in the passenger seat!
At least she wasn't watching some boring Disney movie with the kids.
She was arrested and booked on a misdemeanor for driving with "impaired alertness" and drug paraphernalia possession for a "broken piece of crack pipe" found in her purse.
Wow. Colondra was busy.
Watching a movie on her friend's lap top, a little "auto erotic manipulation" (I think she should get bonus points for coming up with such a masterful and enticing definition of "flicking the bean") and, perhaps, smoking a little crack.
Girls just want to have fun!
So what now? Mother's Against Masturbation!