I'll Have A Burger And Fries With That Blow-Job Please

Time is reporting that Zurich, Switzerland officials have made proposals to add "sex boxes" to the city. The idea itself is adopted from German cities like Essen and Cologne, and will be a way for prostitution to continue on behind closed doors.

The boxes will serve as quickie drive-throughs, so-to-speak, and will free up city streets from unsightly acts that haunt Zurich residents whose homes overlook the city's red light district. "They get up to all sorts in broad daylight - and we're sick to death of looking at it," one resident told the U.K.'s Metro.

"We can't get rid of prostitution, so have to learn how to control it," Police spokesman Reto Casanova said.

If McDonald's would add gas pumps and the "sex-boxes" we could truly do one-stop shopping.  Think of all the gas we would save. 

Talk about adding a little special sauce to my meat ... paddies. 

Plus the kids would have a McDonald's play land and so would the dads.

I didn't know the Swiss were so creative.

Plus, no need to pump it yourself anymore.