How Do You Get Rid Of Your Mistress - GOP Says Tea Party Candidate "could not be elected dog catcher."

What do you do when your mistress becomes too big a problem?  Ask the GOP as they get tired of their mistress, the Tea Party.  Isn't it always sad when a love affair goes bad?

Christine O'Donnell is a Tea Party Senate Candidate in the State of Delaware.

Delaware Republicans call Senate hopeful Christine O'Donnell a liar who "could not be elected dog catcher" in a fierce attack that underscores GOP fears of the tea party-backed candidate knocking off top recruit Rep. Mike Castle and winning the nomination.

Awfully mean of them to belittle dog catchers that way.

Party officials have said she inflated her resume and made flat-out untrue statements while being dogged by questions about tax liens and foreclosures.  Doesn't seem to bother them when Beck and Palin make statements of questionable veracity.  But when the sex love is over, the mistress has got to go.

The Tea Party Express has announced a six-figure commitment to back O'Donnell. A spokesman, Levi Russell, said the organization hopes to begin airing radio and television ads by the end of this week or early next week, and put the anticipated cost at about $250,000.

Wow, so she is a Tea party darling, but just used meat to the GOP.  Makes you wonder what the GOP thinks about the Tea Party.

But GOP no need to fear - O'Donnell is a good girl. 

The Delaware Republican, who is challenging Rep. Mike Castle in the state's Senate primary and has earned the financial backing of a portion of the Tea Party movement, made an appearance in the MTV series "Sex In The 90s." Entitled "The Safest Sex Of All," the episode was ostensibly geared towards understanding the importance of abstinence. But O'Donnell's guidance went a bit further. Masturbation, she argued, is not a moral substitute for sex. "The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust."

Maybe that is what bothers all those stuffy GOP party leaders - they hate to think about not yanking your chain.